The combination of your comment and screen name really made me laugh. Maybe if everyone would just look at the camera, North Korea could be a lovely destination.

I was skimming and also read it as native americans. I was really confused by “frequently attempted”, but just thought I was out of touch and missed all the prior attempts.

His name is Thomas Smith. I feel like this is information that should be included in the article and not something I have to click on a link to find out.

How is this not the top comment?

Team The Gross Fan should have 71 points this week. I hate myself for reading this with such focus that I noticed the math was wrong.

Ouch, sorry! I fell down the stairs once and broke the edge of the stair off, so I guess “Buns of Steel” really worked for me!