There has to be a mistake about some of these homeless people being military veterans.

Listen, I made it work, honey.

What do you mean?

Hereditary. Because it started out as a tense, spooky psychological thriller and rapidly devolved into (spoilers) another dumb bloody Satan-worshiper trope. The tongue-click from the empty back seat was 10x scarier than anything that came after it.  

Every single time I am at TJ Maxx or Nordstrom Rack and I reach for something and then realize it’s Ivanka’s brand, I instantly recoil and shudder.

Yeah, this is nice but no.  I’m not giving my vacation time to someone else.  Mostly because I’ve spent a lot of money and energy celebrating other people’s marriages and kids and will never get any of that back since I’m perpetually single and have no interest in having children at all.  Yes, I’m a selfish bitch and…

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

As well as those who voted third-party because it “sends a message” and they’re too “woke” to fall for the two-part system. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

Goodbye abortion rights...

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

Once you realize the entire Republican strategy is “enraging the libs,” it makes more sense.

I don’t mind when people socialize at gym, it’s your time. But I literally want to kill when I see people on their phones taking up weights/machines. I’ve gottem way worse lately about it....

I’m beginning to think it’s not entirely a lack of access to mental health care, but that American culture is just toxic.

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

Please refrain from insulting the developmentally delayed by associating them with Roseanne/Trump tweeters. That’s vocabulary Roseanne herself would use and then be disingenuous and claim her nephews son was a retard so how could not be anything but a joke, blah blah. It’s gross. Do better. Just because you find…

Sitcoms tend to get wackier and stupider as their runs continue, all in an effort to continually outdo themselves. Think Modern Family. The Goldbergs. Characters that tend to take single character affects and grow them out to extreme proportions.

But The Middle always remained reasonably grounded. Sue’s goofiness never…

I hatteeeeeeeee this excuse. Honestly I would much rather you say “I voted for him because I think its about time blacks, immigrants and bitches learned their place.” All of this useless “well we needed a change” bullshit is infuriating. As if your completely cavalier attitude toward all minority populations and basic…