I am married, but would still include my husband in this statement....
Women also have their shit together more than men, 110%. I am seeing this more and more in my age group/friends (27-32). Women have the gumption and drive and knowledge to go out and get the things they want and get it done by themselves. Men seem…

I thought it was well known, or at least had been written about just after Mr. William’s death, that though it was undiagnosed he had been suffering from Lewy or Lewey Body Dementia?

mike was my dear friend, and a true master of GIFs. it’s a shame he had to go out this way. i’ll always remember him fondly.

When asked if he felt that he should have had a gun, the shooter said no.

I don’t know why you’d ever be roommates with a total stranger.

The police are now saying there is a wound, he was stabbed with a syringe.

A cry for help. I think he was abused as a child and now has built his identity as a victim. He needs help for himself before he tries to change the industry.

Honestly, I think I’d FILL my clear bag with tampons, condoms, hemorrhoid cream, Nickleback cds, lube, and other assorted sundries just to make the clear-bag-decision-makers uncomfortable.

Did she get her lips/nose done or is this super-extra photoshop?

I dig the Mills/50 area (I named my dog after Wally’s). It’s changed a LOT in the last 5 years or so. St. Matthew’s is a good time, and the restaurants are really becoming a big draw.

Don’t forget Ivanhoe/Orange! White Wolf, the Imperial, and I just started going to the Ivanhoe Bar and Packy — great drinks and a good informal atmosphere. I wish people would take a vacation here to purposefully NOT go to the parks. Unless they go to Gatorland. Gatorland is rad.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Some thoughts about greater Orlando I’d add:

I live in Orlando currently. First thing to know is that the Orlando metropolitan area is very large; and the city of Orlando is not that big. Disney is not even in the same county as Orlando. Kissimmee is not Orlando; nor is Lake Buena Vista.

1. Disney is NOT in Orlando. It’s about half an hour away at least (depends on traffic). Same with UCF (out in Oveido).

LMAO at the commentator saying Orlando doesn’t have good food.
Orlando is secretly one of the best food cities in the United States. It’s nestled in between several incredibly fertile regions, so the produce in grocery stores and restaurants is amazing. The thing is, all of the good restaurants are located in central…

If you’re looking to avoid the tourists, go downtown. Downtown is far enough away from the theme parks and the parks have done their damnedest to keep the tourists (and their money) on park property. Every 8 or 10 years, someone on the city council decides it’s time to “revitalize” the city, and try and do things to…

Enzian Theater - they were doing the Alamo Drafthouse formula first.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Eli Roth directed Hostel. Hostel is a torture porn movie. Ergo, Eli Roth is a torture porn director.