Shit, I would have much preferred the original line-up with Keanu Reeves and Emily Blunt. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt do absolutely nothing for me.

Considering that my living room is paid for by social security, it very well may go somewhere.

THANK you. I’m really disliking the Bush revisionism as well. I will never miss him.

Hey, eating a lemon wedge whilst squinting in the bright sunlight is a facial expression, is it not?

She actually posts unmade-up pictures of herself? No shade, I’d love to see them.

I just can’t get over the huge discrepancy in color between her face and the rest of her body. She always uses a jaundiced yellow-ish foundation while the rest of her is whatever her natural color is.

Hey, weird, me too! :-D

Well, he’s supposedly just a millionaire, so. ;-)

It’s Tamar Braxton.

Seems kind of reductive and rude?

Hyper-partisan? Has she looked in the damn mirror lately?

I think 2016 is trying to gaslight me.

No snark, how did he get a peach pit stuck in his throat?

I’ve been seeing this typo with such frequency lately that I’ve been questioning my own sanity.

“But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.” -Keanu Reeves “Tod” in Parenthood

Redacted.

After the election I feel like vomiting every time I hear the word “emails”.

Haha, right? I see what you mean.

Well, any famous person with 30K to blow can have their own star. It isn’t really a huge achievement, y’know?

(Me too.)