Trump roast.

Wow, that was so long ago... *thinks back to my days as a teen on Ohnotheydidnt.*

Or Ben Affleck’s Yankees hat kerfuffle on the set of Gone Girl!

Is death an option?

It’s like one of those bigger-on-the-inside Harry Potter tents.

I used to get her confused with Monica Potter, but, no more.

Hah, yeah. I personally consider Jared Leto’s name synonymous with stupid, petty drama.

Probably. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Dead Rat Toupee-in-Chief gets us all nuked off the map. (Just realized I don’t know if you’re an American or not, in which case... I hope your country is doing better than ours.)

Isn’t this the guy who failed a class called “Meats” in high school?

Haha, this used to be one of my favorite memes.

Who is that? He’s cute!

Ikr. Them boobeez.

I’m fairly sure that Spiderman 3 was one huge, largely futile exercise in disproving that notion.

That “intelligence” nonsense is for elitist, ivory tower libruls!

Mother Theresa was actually an extremely dishonest person, so.

I’m pretty sure she’s fine with whatever gets her attention, makes her money, and keeps her famous.

No offense and you’re obviously entitled to your opinion, but I feel the exact opposite. There’s nothing I’d rather see less than two enormous egos duking it out over who can be more insufferable and boring.

Me too. Every time I hear about him being some sort of sex bomb cutie pie all I can think is, “Him?”

Hornet question: what makes Cara Delevigne a supermodel? Is it her eyebrows? Her success? Her notoriety? I’ve always been thoroughly stumped by her appeal: I just do not see it. Does she have a killer walk or something? Please, enlighten me.

I shop at thrift stores all the time. Never have I found a garment with burns. Who knows, maybe it’s just a matter of time. *shrug*