A box? Nooo, bring the good stuff. The classy stuff. Carlo Rossi jug burgundy.

In the words of the immortal Chanty Binx: “Fuck that shit. Fuck that noise.”

What thrift stores are you going to that sell clothing with cigarette burns?

That’s how I felt about A Perfect Circle’s The Thirteen Step when it came out. I was addicted to listening to it.

I’m sure you know this, but it has nothing to do with wanting to be a dad and everything to do with control. He’s an abuser and is angry that his mark has moved on.

Lol. Perfect.

Ikr, goodwill?

I LOVE salty, buttery popcorn. You have now made me hungry.

Tee-hee. :-D

Bomb mots, as it were.

I totally agree. They don’t hold my interest in the slightest.

My thoughts exactly. Why are a bunch of white people playing Thought Police to a Chinese director? The world may never know.

Still more erotic and better writing than 50 Shades of Grey.

That hangdog “save me” expression really says it all, doesn’t it.

True, he has an eminently punchable face, but Trump takes the haterade-infused cake for me.

Seems a lot of people hinged their vote on this. I just don’t understand this line of thought. “I’ll vote for the incompetent jerk because he claims he’ll become presidential once in office!” This is the biggest con of the century. P.T. Barnum would be proud.

This is coming from someone who’s display name is “Mary Magdalene”...

Fuckistan, I like that. Mind if I steal?

TIL some American high schools teach German.

Me, too.