Kara, let’s call a spade a spade:

You can’t make a movie about JonBenet Ramsey and have it not be lurid. It’s impossible. The subject matter is inherently lurid.

That baby’s eyebrows are on fleek, tho.

Nope. I will never miss him. Evil doesn’t make me miss evil.

For real, this show is still on air? I honestly thought it’d gotten the axe a while ago. I hate it, personally. Oh well. Different strokes and all that

Blue looks just like Jay in this pic.

It’s Vicente*.

This is good advice, but there will always be people willing to engage with trolls.

 My husband has my nudes, but that doesn’t really bother me all that much.

A-fucking-men. You are a rare voice of reason.

Me neither, but I find divas tiresome as a general rule. I also don’t care for Beyonce or Rihanna; makes me feel like a supbar Jezebellian.

What the hale is that?

Oh, okay. I get it. Yes, very sad :-(

I loved Fametracker! I used to frequent the forums there. I’ve always loved me some celebrity gossip.

Unless you’re Demi Lovato.

I totally agree with everything else you said, but... wasn’t Amy Winehouse like, 27 when she died?

Yeah, I think all of that is lost on most earnest Fox News viewers. :-/

I know, right? I feel like I cringed so hard that everyone within a twelve block radius of me could actually hear it.

Mmm, wings and pizza...

Which Kardashian’s party is she not invited to?