You’re doing God’s work, sir or m’am.

Honestly, I’m amazed that you have the energy necessary to do all that. This week has me sapped.

Ikr. If I hear the word “emails” again I’mma bust some heads.

I’ve tried Suboxone multiple times and it never worked for me. My only hope is saving up enough money for a Subutex detox.

Lol, that’s exactly what I came here to post. “Thanks, Pizzafarts.”

I don’t know how you haven’t won. And I’m a mentally ill obese heroin addict with nightly sleep paralysis living in poverty on methadone who just found out that her body metabolizes methadone so quickly that no amount of it will take me out of withdrawal. I’m stuck in perpetual active opiate withdrawal.

Or, Tuesday, as I call it.

Idk why but this comment made me irl lol for like a minute straight. People on the bus are staring.

*sigh*... a doctor! You are fortunate beyond words.

Lol, “in her own words”.

Wine usually makes me un-civil? I’m happy you’re a fun drunk, though. :-)

Are you the commenter formerly known as Matisyahu Serious?

Sort of like a captain going down with his ship. It’s so sad and awful and so many more creative descriptives.

The answer is usually along the lines of: “Hillary founded ISIS on the Lolita Express in Benghazi while commiting treason after murdering hundreds with her e-mails.”

Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I’m sorry you were piled on for that Wolfman Jack comment. FWIW, I saw a resemblance. *shrug*

(T)rump. I like that. :-)

That Playboy lady is pretty; she kinda looks like a bargain-basement Raquel Welch.

That actually happened to my husband’s ex-stepmother. Well, she was threatened with a sockfull of quarters and held up her own baby in defense.

I’m lovin’ J.Lo’s new cheek implants.

I agree with this comment.