Haha! That’s exactly why I worked for Safeway for a summer, too! Beer and NIN CDs!

I hate to say it, but this story is a big nothing. As history has shown, there is literally NOTHING anyone can do to dissuade this moron’s base from voting for this him. He’s been shown to be in cahoots with Putin, been outed (hee) as formerly supporting pro-choice and LGBT rights, is quoted as calling Republicans…

One of my favorite comments from the other day was somebody saying that Trump supporters claim Hillary “founded ISIS in Benghazi with her e-mails.” Pure genius.

It feels like alnost all of my Millennial Facebook friends (I’m a Millennial as well) are encouraging each other to write-in Bernie or Jill or Gary. It makes me see red... some of these people have their masters degrees! Doesn’t anyone see that a vote for Bernie or Jill or Gary is basically a vote for Trump? Don’t…

What a coincidence, most conservatives I know are mentally twelve years old. :-)

QUELLE HORREUR.

Have to say I agree.

Oh guh, my high school girlfriend did that. It’s a good thing she was gorgeous, because that shit drove me insane.

Ah, one of those post-racial society types, eh? You were ahead of your time. ;-)

LOL (at the job interview thing).

I agree with this statement 100%. Keep your damn nuts outta my delicious baked goods.

Settle for apple pie? That’s terrible, I’m sorry. :’(

It’s okay, honey. You were brainwashed.

Rabbit pellets, like poop or food?

My mother named me after a character in a bodice-ripper, but obviously you win.

This one wins and I don’t care who knows it.

Well, you ARE deerlady :-) Don’t you have a pair of sexy antlers?

Comments like this are why we need to bring back COTD. :-D

Der Fuhrer Trump.

Holy effing shit Ellie I hope they pay you well because this is a really long-ass article on a completely bollocks topic.