Bruno Mars has never done much for me. My panties remain decidedly unruffled.

I agree.

Every cat is different. :-)

Never trust a man with a landing strip on his chin.

Jebus Christmas this is so damn sad. :-(

Madonna used to be so beautiful. Sometimes I wonder about what could have been if she’d just allowed herself to age naturally.

Neither, she’s just a genuine gold digger who will apparently put up with just about anything for that paper.

You’re okay. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between a troll and a person who is just joking.

Some cats do that when they’re pissed or threatened. Happy tail-wagging is more of a dog thing.

I know. I find teenage-looking boys entirely UNsexy, as I am a mother to a young son.

Amen to that!

Very cute! I myself am fancy as well. I have a nice flowery satin robe for the hotter months and during pregnancy.

What does your summer robe look like? Is it some cute sheer number?

My older brother says that and it makes me want to kill him. It sounds like a How I Met Your Mother-ism (particularly Marshall), is it?

Love your username. Very clever. :-)

Yes, and a “fun, sexy” movie it certainly was not.

What does it mean that her statement was underwritten by Chicken Soup For The Soul? Does that mean ghostwritten?

BD Wong is so gorgeous. He needs more work in H-Wood; if I were a casting director I’d put him in damn near everything.

This comment made me laugh for some reason.

I love Nivea Raspberry Rose Lip Butter and Nivea Lip Butter, but it may not be strong enough for your condition.