Lol, “mildly flapped”. I love it.

I really love this comment for some reason. It made me smile. :-D

What’s sad is, they would never be hurting for adherents.

Ugh, I agree, the whole entire thing was just horrendous. The gown itself was tacky, cheap looking and ill-fitting, and the execution of that doodle-festooned veil was poor, to say the least. Uggo all around.

Came here to post this.

THAT’S who she was reminding me of. Thank you, that was legit driving me bonkers.

Sure, buddy. Sure. ;-)

Lol, perfect comment. 10/10 would star again.

He’s Ultra-Thirst: Revenge of the Thirst for sure.

Worst but somehow most successful. What a time to be alive.

She-iber! C’est manifique. Tres manifique.

I liked Cara with Michelle Rodriguez, personally.

This is the most perfect description of Ryan Seacrest that was ever written in the history of ever.

Me too. I differ from my Jezebel peers in that I’ve never liked Tom Hanks, so this would-be goss bomb wouldn’t rock my world as much. It would still be sad and icky, though.

My first thought was John Travolta, tbh.

You’re really not missing much, friend.

Me too. Yuck.

Aww, thank you! I pick up my two-month keytag on the first, two weeks from now. :-)

OT: I love your username. :-)

Honestly I’ve never thought about that before! I usually hang on to them as long as they last me (which isn’t usually very long because I use a metric ton of mascara). Mine probably doesn’t have the chance to get old. Maybe try a little Googling? Sorry I couldn’t be more help!