Yay, brag thread! Well, since I haven’t hit on any recovery birthdays this week, I guess I’ll share that I walked into my favorite thrift store the other day, picked up a pair of cute reading glasses, and miraculously discovered that they were my EXACT prescription (I have astigmatism). They were $3. And red, my…

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I love this typo.

Flora, then?

Isn’t that Lil’ Jon?

ETA hatred is hateful? Lol, sorry, my brain refuses to work today. Working on very little sleep.

She’s always reminded me of Bill Hader for some reason. Like she could be his niece.

They would make the CUTEST pair of fashion-obsessed, nice hair-having, crazy cat lady-being femmes. I like them both and am unashamed to admit it.

I dont get why more people don’t understand this simple fact. It’s like, what were you expecting, realistically?

Yeah, people have weird expectations I guess.

I know exactly what you’re talking about.

Idgi, what does the “dismiss” buttob actually do? From what I can see it makes it so I can’t see the posts I dismiss. That’s it.

You are the best! :-D

Aww, thanks so very much! :-)

Dude is like Teflon - nothing sticks.

What do you mean you “miss” her? Is she retired? Dead?

Ikr. Kim ain’t dark-skinned.

Sadly, there is no cure for that. I shall be slave to the demon cocoa butter until the end of time. I wish I’d never picked up that first bottle... it was cut with Vaseline, so I thought I was safer with that than the pure stuff...

I don’t know his name because I dismissed him! (For some reason I’m assuming it’s a him, even though women can be dicks too.) And also: awww, you’d do that for little old moi? You’re a honeybunch covered in maraschino cherries. :-D

Exactly.