Hallelujah! Preach!

Why does everyone think they were dying? They’re heroin addicts; they’re nodding off. Not dying, just passed out.

Thank you. As a former heroin addict, I was confused as to why everyone seems to think these two need Narcan. They’re just passed out, not overdosed and dying.

I have been a mother and a heroin addict at the same time, and I’m sorry but I just fail to see how posting such a picture helps anyone involved in this situation.

they also claimed that the school failed to take into account that the accuser was “very sexually active.”

Congratulations on your lovely twenty three year old lady in sexy bralettes!

Oh, ok. Sorry, wasn’t trying to be rude. :-)

Who? This comment could apply to literally any male on Twitter.

Right?

Ikr dude is bangin’ hot.

His eyes are hypnotic.

Omg... you’re capable of thinking two things at once!

Lol perfect.

Any day with Bradley Cooper in it is decidedly NOT a good day.

Long answer: no.

Yep! That’s him!

Jesus, when did Lance Bass become Derek Jeter?

I’d rather we shoot Justin Timberlake up into space, personally.

His pupils are fucking enormous in the cosplay (lol!) outfit, which could have something to do with it.

Dude, his pupils are HUGE in that astronaut photo. Y u hootin’, Lance?