Wait a minute, am I out of the greys?!

LOL.

And a pioneer.

Lol. I didn’t get it.

Yep. My brother is an Iron Man triathlete. He’s pretty much insufferable.

I just almost fell out of my chair. That is the funniest fucking thing I have heard in a loooomg time. What, does dude think those 127 schoolbuses have literally been repurposed to house straws in lieu of taking kids to school?

“I pioneered Williamsburg”?

Ugh. I know.

Lol, “it”.

It makes me sad to think a man like this could have a ladyfriend.

You’re a better person than I.

Pretty decent way to identify a misogynist.

Rest of the day?

My personal “favorite” is: “If she can’t keep her husband pleased, how is she supposed to please a nation?”

Which is what I always think of every time there’s an article about this music service!

Is this the “gay guys see a pussy for the first time” thing?

Too short? It goes down to her ankles!

Why is Amber Rose on a show for has-beens and never-weres? She’s so hot right now!

I believe he had signed on to DWTS before the incident.

10 Hail Marys and 12 Our Fathers.