Ugh, sympathies on the porno body at thirteen. Me too.

Hee hee. I like this comment.

But does he drink a gallon of water, hunt Pokemon, brunch, eat ice cream, and work out twice a day?

I like you! Wanna be friends? :-)

Or brunching. Or hydrating. Or working out for hours on end.

I like the cut of your jib.

Ikr? Especially the lady who said she’ll “literally eat anything.” So... she’ll eat poop?

Thank you!

No.

Lol! I can’t believe people are taking your post seriously. *Sigh*. Whaddya gonna do, eh?

Aww. That’s so... specific. How sweet. :-)

What did People do?

He isn’t a billionaire, though.

Is Brendan a bitter BernieBro? Judging by that shitty headline, he sounds like a bitter BernieBro.

Lol, your wit is dry like Dubai. Well done!

You’re assuming Trump is a billionaire?

I lol'd.

Thank you, internet stranger! :-)

That’s how I part my hair, and I think I’m pretty cute. :-(

I think the commenter is referring to the title of the article, which is “Samantha Bee Got Into a Twitter Fight With Her Own Network Over Sexist Hillary Clinton Video.”