Not sounding, scouting*.

I can’t wait wait until my birthday this year because Mr. Cocoa butter has agreed to buy me MAC’s famous lipstick Ruby Woo! I’m super excited. I’ve never owned a MAC lipstick before - hell, this’ll only be the fourth some such MAC product I’ve ever owned - so you can see why this would be cause for celebration in the…

This is kinda weird, but, I’ve started eating cherry sours candy with breakfast every morning. Lol. I know it’s not healthy but I’m not going to do it forever, it’s a really small bag and it makes me look forward to waking up in the morning (I go to a methadone clinic). Treat thyself is my motto! :-D

Aww, thank you sweets! I’m kinda counting my chickens before they hatch and looking forward to my next keytag (my upcoming sobriety birthday is in three weeks, haha), but hey - keeping my eye on the prize helps keep me clean!

This is very, very funny. I lol’d. 10/10 would read again.

Boy, the Republicans can dish it out, but they sure as hell can’t take it. That much is for sure.

I will. I get the struggle (see: my Kinja name). He might be a massive asshole, but that doesn’t exempt him from a shot at cleanliness and sobriety. Good for him.

You don’t have nipples?

This guy/gal has the right idea!

OT: I love your username!

“The entire tale is a knotty one.”

I thought athetes were advised NOT to cum right before a Big Game. Doesn’t it supposedly make them “weaker” or some such noise?

Hey guise? I just posted but I really need halp... how do I find out what my burner password is? Is there a way to do so?

Ok, someone with Kinja smarts, please halp: I don’t know my own burner password. How do I find out - y’know, just in case I accidentally log out or something?

I heartily agree.

Best comment of the bunch. Really suits him.

Didn’t he perform at the VMAs? Didn’t he sing “Get Off” in a bright yellow suit and flaunt his buttcheeks at the camera? Please correct me if I’m wrong, ‘cause I’m not sure if I’m right.

S’okay. I told him off right good. Heh heh.

THANK you.

Please regale me with your memories of the Challenger disaster. I am absolutely fascinated by that moment in history. (It happened almost two years before I was born.)