That’s how I’ve always imagined it. *Shrug*

Is it true that he has pec implants?

That picture is a horrifying example of how too much botox/too many fillers can stymie a person’s ability to emote.

Perfect.

You just perfectly articulated all of my issues with them. Thank you.

I’m sorry, I do not think a hard enough eyeroll exists.

I know you’re just kidding, but I think it’s the opposite of poetic.

Said succinctly and eloquently.

Alison Brie looks so... generic.

You get a star for refusing to watch that tripe... like me.

I’ve seen the video once, but don’t remember it at all. If what you say is true, then you have a point.

Maybe “Anaconda” wasn’t nominated because that song fucking sucks and is a travesty - hardly more than a glorified re-mix..

I think you might be right.

No! No! Famous last words! Take it back!

Lol, is this a reference to the Star of David being a five-pointed “sheriff’s star”?

Starred for “turd sucking crustacean.”

Would it be called Dick Puncher? Cock Smasher? Dong Banger?

I like you.

As opposed to figurative goosebumps?

I remember seeing something on TV ages ago (I mean from when Beyonce et. al from Destiny’s Child were teenagers) that showed her practicing singing while she jogged. Maybe that’s where she learned to belt while dancing.