I will never understand the insane level of Britney love around these parts. To me she epitomizes mediocrity. Maybe everyone just really likes re-living their middle school years? Oh well, to each their own.

That’s ingenious! (The x-ray thing.)

Lol, Jerkins.

More like Amber Rose or Nicki Minaj quality. ;-)

Blac Chyna does NOT have good ass implants.

No. I get cold.

I think you are being entirely too kind about most all of these looks.

Aw, thank you! Believe it or not, you Jezzies help me stay sober. Your encouragement and helpful comments keep me on the right track!

I love cherry sours candy, watching movies in bed with my hubby, and buying new purses and rosaries from thrift stores and flea markets.

Hey all!

An average, run-of-the-mill sociopath.

Hey, great minds, as they say! :-)

HEY. If you can’t handle her at her worst, you don’t deserve her at her best.

I use both and always have. Bar soap for face and naughty bits, body wash for everything else.

This is amazing!

I buy huge, awesome-smelling vegetable-based bar soaps at Grocery Outlet for 99 cents. The latest one I got smells like roses. :-)

I love Pantene Pro-V products for my hair and (obvs) anything with cocoa butter in it for my body wash. I also use Dove bar soap for my face and naughty bits.

I LOVE your username. :-)

As a person with synesthesia, I love the way the word “washcloths” tastes.

I would absolutely love some recommendations, if you don’t mind? I’m always on the look-out for my new favorite band!