Lol!

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Yes she could. Kanye.

! Weird, I was just coming here to say that I love Taylor’s new boob job! It’s so tasteful and discreet - I would probably bring a picture of hers in were I to get breast enhancement surgery.

I seriously have no clue why more people haven’t starred this response; it’s so helpful.

Brilliant, thanks.

Lol, that reminds me of Chevy Chase saying that in “Christmas Vacation”.

Ugh, that’s my mother in a nutshell.

“Pooping food guzzler” is legit a great idea for a burner/Kinja handle.

Lol. Funny, my name is Monte Cristo.

Is your name Reuben?

Can anyone else pretty much accurately guess whether or not a Jez article will be a Dirt Bag when you click on it based on how mundane the news in the lede paragraph is and how forgettable the people involved in it are? I feel like I’m right like nine times out of ten.

OT: Why is your life a fart joke, and how so?

Wtf is that hairstyle, Melania?

I just think it’s so grotesque and sad when these girls butcher themselves to the point of where they’re virtually recognizable before they hit 25. It speaks volumes about their self esteem (or lack thereof) and suggests a moderate case of body dysmorphic disorder. However, being the daughter of a man who only…

I respectfully disagree. :-)

Lol, I love meat. I tend to get hankerings for savory foods as opposed to sweets, so I was big on salty, greasy, pork-filled diner breakfasts when I was preggers.

I know, that’s exactly what I thought and came to the comments section to post as much.

WOW. Looks like this girl got her lips, chin, cheeks and breasts done. How fucking sad. Why can’t young women give themselves a few years to enjoy/grow into their natural faces/bodies? I know she didn’t start the trend, but I blame Kylie Jenner for perpetuating it/making it visible.

My thoughts exactly.