To me, there is no such thing as too much cheesecake.

Aw, thank you sweetheart. <3

Jinx!

Idk, but I’m sure it exists in German.

I wouldn’t have been able to say as much a few weeks ago, but I am a happy person! I’m newly clean and sober and the lifestyle is very much agreeing with me. :-P You are a dear.

I just have to say, whenever I read your posts I always think to myself “She (I’m assuming you’re a she?) seems like such a genuinely sweet, positive person.” It’s refreshing, like an oasis of earnesty in a vast snark desert.

Also: Elmo is totally peepin’ her dirty pillows in that pic.

Oh, is it Goodfellas?

I agree with you! Normalize boobies!

And personally I think those little single-serving plastic cups are a travesty. If you aren’t eating the whole box to yourself, you ain’t doing it right.

No way! Any time is a good time to gorge yourself silly on huge quantities of chocolate pudding! It’s one of life true pleasures.

That’s... better? Truth be told it looks a Betsey Johnson fetish princess Belle wedding gown. Whew, that was a “mouthful”.

Thanks for your male input. :-D

Holy carp. Is that really from Sesame Street? That’s a awful lot of boobage for a kid’s programme.

Dude, are we twinsies? My fiance enjoys grabbing my buttocks as we stroll down the street, or casually placing a hand on them and not letting go until we get home. I think you’re right, that they age chronologically but never quite surpass the whole I CAN HAS BOOBIES AND BUTT? thing.

When I was pregnant and in my second trimester, ALL I craved was “homemade” (out of the box) chocolate pudding. It has that delectably perfect combination of sweet and salty that made my taste buds sing.

Isn’t it a little premature to be calling this series “cult”? Isn’t that an honorary usually bestowed via the lens of nostalgia?

Right? I think we’re supposed to read it to the tune of “Bad Romance”, but even that barely scans.

WHAT IS THIS .GIF FROM.

Excellent point.