She forgot to include her doctorate in self-promotion.

Jesus, the unironic usage of “#merica”. *facepalm*

That’s a good idea.

Shakira’s butt is the eighth world wonder as far as I’m concerned.

Polyvore.com?

Same! I can’t sleep without my penguin, Claudio.

I always thought Alicia Keys was the dimmest-sounding celebrity in my estimation, but Grace Adler may have usurped her throne.

I agree with this comment.

No worries :-). Thanks for replying.

I know, right? These people speak euphemism pretty damn fluently.

I’m with you there, dudette.

I’d agree with you completely if not for the “attractive people” part. I tend to think that most high fashion models closely resemble malnourished space aliens.

The Millennials have taken over the asylum.

LOL at first I honestly thought you were replying to the commenter who posted the dog image.

The first thing I thought when I saw the lede image was the saying “She could wear a paper bag and look good.”

“Sw” student? What’s that?

That patch makes her look like Jerry Seinfeld in drag. NAGL.

Glad to know I’m not the only one. I had such a boner for him when I first saw Jurassic Park. (More like Jura-SEX park, amirite?)

It’s actually a portmanteau of “stalker fan”.

Bobby Finger-level stanning.