Do you feel insulted on her behalf when commenters on Jezebel infantalize and Other her because of her mental illness? I’m not even a Britney fan and that’s always stuck in my craw.

I’m 28 and I’m a die-hard Shakira stan. I’m a she-wolf whose hips don’t lie!

Kardashiae?

:-) Thank you, I actually like yours more.

Yes, almost.

“My akin’ neck. This heavily shellacked half-beehive ‘do is killing me.”

Don’t forget civility, humility, and sanity.

:-) I didn’t know they advertised as AC... makes a whole lot of sense, though.

I’m pretty sure Anal Cunt takes the proverbial cake.

Solitaire-y* life.

All I can think of when I see Laura Prepon is “it’s such a shame, she used to have such pretty red hair and she dyed it black. Ugh.”

What happened to her bleached-out hair?

This made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank you, benevolent Jezebel commenter.

Aw. He almost makes me wish I were a dog person. :-)

Exactly what I was thinking. “Odd” is insisting on wearing mismatched socks every day or habitually putting the milk in the cabinet instead of the refrigerator. This is just fucking insane.

A girl on my high school tennis team was a cousin of Rob Schneider’s.

The odds aren’t good. That seems like an especially gruesome way to go.

Eegads, that’s horrible! I’ve never taken Ambien before, and thanks to this thread I know not to mix it with alcohol if I ever do.

Eegads, this is horrible. I really hope she hasn’t really been abused and it’s just the pills and the alcohol talking, but she does seem troubled.