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I liked Alien 3. It’s not an action movie with a happy ending, it bleak and dark.

Can the chips measure pressure?

God dammit that’s hilarious

Keppler now in position to examine Uranus

You know his nickname will be Chubbs, Flounder or Rusty.

Just like the puddin’, first he cooks...then he chills...awwwwwwwwww yeah...

ooohhhhhh yeaaahhh

Aw, yeah...

$240 worth of pudding.

Selfish choice: Give the 1996 Stanley Cup to my Florida Panthers.

Still pissed off about the dead gorilla.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

This one should rank high

Trump talkin’ ‘bout immigrants.

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS?