John Scott should have held the cheque a little higher.

I also appreciated him burning Roenick in the mid game interview.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Calm down there, Satan.

He could have put Evans in a baby bjorn and carried him up the court.

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Looks like he was just getting himself ready for another terrible draft.

Thank you for changing up my routine nightmares.

One of my unspoken fears is realized, Disney is Cyberdyne:

They should make tires out of salt instead. Or instead, the chemtrails from airlines should have salt added to them so while you’re keeping the population under control, you’re simultaneously preventing snow from forming in the first place.

Bills fans coped with the tough loss by chokeslamming someone through a folding table and having a gangbang in the bed of an El Camino.

I had no idea Buffalo was seeing so much job growth.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

Jesus, man. You can’t tell people you’re joining Anonymous. That’s like the first rule of Anonymous or something.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Ziplock Pringlechips

How many times do I have to tell you sheeple that his name is Porkchops Bazingas?

"I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart alllright allright alright.”