I find that any community engagement unit is improved by using balaclavas. Our local library’s community book bus, for example, saw great results when they gave their staff face masks and tactical gear. In a pinch I’ve found the kids respond to librarians wearing Oakleys and black bandanas tied around their faces,…

I’m going to personally ask everyone to keep the “Game Over” jokes respectful. Thanks for understanding.

They just inflate another one

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

Also

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

It was brought into the union the same year as West Dakota and South Hampshire.

When did East Carolina even become a state?

MY EYES

Here ya go.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

For some reason, when I see the pics of the Maybach you’ve written about, I see the image in my mind instead...

It is only a matter of time before we find out he’s been killed by one of his contraptions

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

Damn dirty Scots...

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