You win this round, Duck.

I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I JUST NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELF AND I DON'T ALWAYS FEEL LIKE FUCKING FACT-CHECKING EVERY THOUGHT THAT COMES INTO MY HEAD. I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS.

Oh, great. The Marijuana lobby strikes again.

GREAT JOB, INTERNET!

SLANDER AND LIES.

White Album, you say?

"Reddick will play their 'high-strung CEO."

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!

COCAINE KNOWS HOW TO MULTI-TASK.

Dear A.V. Club,

THIS STUFFED DOG GETS IT!!!

Dern will play a court-appointed psychiatrist who must “determine from her twisted yet humanizing diagnostic exchanges with death row inmates if they are sane enough to be killed by the state.”

I DO NOT APPRECIATE THE IMPLICATION.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, JIMMY. ARE YOU WITH ME OR AGAINST ME?

Oh, A.V. Club! Poor John DeLorean, victim of entrapment and law-enforcement overreach. He was a friend of mine for many years and while some unthinking folks blame me for his downfall, they never think about the role I played in his successes. Gull-wing doors? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ANYONE COULD HAVE COME UP WITH THAT…

I hear wonderful things about their marching powder.

Oh, A.V. Club.

With all due respect to the good people at HBO, I think I'd rather just watch Scarface again. That Tony Montana, he's a real hero. I'm choked up just thinking about it.

[Spacey] plays a mentor role in Edgar Wright’s Baby Driver. He’s also appearing in Billionaire Boys Club, starring in season four of House Of Cards, and voicing a character in the animated Boss Baby, not to mention taking over as head of Relativity Media after the studio declared bankruptcy last year. He’s a busy guy,…

James Woods? Who continues to deny that he and I are old friends??