Oh, A.V. Club, how I share this Sacramento woman's abhorrence of unflattering and unauthorized media depictions.

In your hometown or industry a rape has never occurred?

I'm curious about your source for the claim that income has an inverse relationship to alcoholism, when most studies suggest a positive correlation between income and both alcohol use and abuse.

Queen LaSpliffa?

BUT WHAT MAKES HIM A REAL HERO IS HIS ABILITY TO FIND SOME FLIMSY EXCUSE TO BLAME A WOMAN FOR HIS IDIOTIC AND DESTRUCTIVE CONDUCT.

Well, the Republicans have kept me in business for a lot of years—I guess I owe them one.

a wife and a husband have an argument about the new ghostbusters movie. his wife wants to see it, but he does not. so he leaves upset, steps into his car, goes to liquor store. buys alchohol. while driving drinks it and thinks why on this planet did i marry such a stupid woman! then an accident occur and he injured 4…

THIS GUY GETS IT!!

THIS GUY GETS IT!

I have a pretty lucrative job.

Dear A.V. Club,

*pours one out for Vinyl*

“Jonathan Franzen’s Purity is an epic American novel that pulses with the energy of a psychological thriller.” said Showtime CEO David Nevins says in a statement. “I whipped through it in a week."

I RESENT THAT.

Say what you will about the production gaffes, the overwrought tone, the increasingly (by 1990) tired coming-to-grips-with-Vietnam genre, JACOB'S LADDER WAS A WONDERFUL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE DANGERS OF DESIGNER DRUGS.

THIS ROBOT GETS IT!!

The story follows the distractingly good-looking crew of the International Space Station as it retrieves a sample from Mars and finds not only that the sample displays signs of life, but that said life is more intelligent than expected.

Gosh, now I feel funny. Tingly, you might say.

I think @RickandMorty will agree this episode is going to knock your dicks off.

Pfft. What do you expect from potheads??