Narcos again.

Typical pothead.

That, Sir, is not the reason that the eight ball is so popular.

Dear A.V. Club,

I can help! It wasn't German cuisine that gave Bowie-in-Berlin that enviably lean physique. And you ever see The Machinist? Bale owes me one.

No, no. It can be two things.

longtime friends who figure the best way to overcome the crushing disappointment of middle age is to do something drastic. In this case, it’s…Billy Zane.

Leave me out of this one, please.

It's not just a motto, friend. It's pure science.

Dear You_Promised,

I got a "ground into a fine powder" notification for this?

Todd Solondz and Werner Herzog are two of the big names?

Dear A.V. Club,

So, uh, any word on how parents feel about explaining drug use to their kids?

That, my good commenter, is a completely and utterly UNFAIR OVER-GENERALIZATION. LAZY STEREOTYPES HURT EVERYONE.

Dear A.V. Club,

Snow Patrol? I don't know their music, but that is a FANTASTIC name!

Gah. Who let Heroin pick the music? I mean, yeah, he gave us some great jazz back in the day. But lately, he's just a big mopey bummer. And this is the SUPER BOWL.

Footage of [Chappelle] talking trash to some idiots in the audience who thought it was hilarious to yell “I’m Rick James, bitch!” like he had never heard that before in 2013 went viral, sparking think pieces first about how Chappelle had an onstage “meltdown."

Other trends cited in the survey are gender-neutral names, along with names inspired by Empire, video games, celestial bodies, and, um, weed (“Bud,” “Blaze,” and “Haze” are all apparently on the rise).