I mix nicely with reds and Vitamin C.

A show about the fashion industry? Ooohhh…I think a certain somebody's getting at least a cameo appearance!

WHY WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY???

Dear A.V. Club,

Dear A.V. Club,

I'd have thought my wit, charm, and intelligence would easily distinguish me from Mr. Woods.

White Knight, eh? That has real potential.

Mitchell’s lawsuit alleged that the character of Garrett Bobby Ferguson as seen on the network’s Regular Show exaggerated his traits to appear “cartoonishly evil.”

"Cool but a little glitchy"?

Dear Newswire,

Dear A.V. Club,

Dear A.V. Club,

Oh, great. Another fucking heroin movie.

Maybe a bit of the, um, “uniqueness” of#SweetFreedom – now the #1 Christian book and #1 devotional in the country – featuring a guy like Louis C.K. in a devotion can illustrate the surprise encounters I believe are orchestrated for us that can lead to a connection for others’ edification. Here I’m signing a copy of…

I just got offered #TopGun2 – not often you get to say ‘yes’ without reading the script… ‘It’s starring Gene Hackman…’ ‘Yes’ ‘The director is Francis Coppola…’ ‘Yes!’ ‘Jerry Bruckheimer and Tom Cruise!!!’ ‘Yes.’ We will all miss Tony Scott one of the kindest gentlemen I’ve ever met in the film biz, but let’s fire up…

My dear Sir,

Ever since offices were invented, people have struggled to find a bright side to showing up to the same little room every day and completing ultimately meaningless tasks for eternity.

Maybe if certain people wouldn't slander my name on their twittering accounts, I could stay out of the tabloids.

Pot gets all the good roles lately. Pfft.

I don't lie, I don't lie, I don't lie.