Galifianakis stars as Chip Baskets, a man with discriminating tastes in soda who is also an aspiring clown (what other profession are you likely to have with a name like that?). He ends up moving back to Bakersfield, California after flunking out of a prestigious clown school in France (no, not the Sorbonne). Once…

See: Michael Bay oeuvre.

I shan't dignify Mr. Woods by responding to him, but do you see the abuse I put up with?

My dear Dikachu,

All the better to snort me with, my dear.

Dear A.V. Club,

Scotch.

My dear, but misguided Xanderpuss,

Dear A.V. Club,

Dear friends (may I call you that?),

Dear Mr. Hocken,

Oh my goodness, A.V. Club! I am so excited about this movie, you don't even know.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, JIMMY. ARE YOU WITH ME OR AGAINST ME??

Dear Sir,

Dear A.V. Club,

Dear Mr. Novak,

Oh, Milkproof Robot. You're so right. I didn't see it myself until you put it before me in black and white. What's wrong with me? Why do I keep chasing the wrong ones, the slick producers, the Wall Street types, the, the…actors? It never leads to anything but heartbreak. Just look at what…I can hardly say his…

This couple is suing because "the movie has turned their home into a 'mockery'"?

Dear A.V. Club,

#AnotherCountyHeardFrom
#EveryoneIsACritic
#I_KnowSomethingThatWillCheerYouUp