Please provide me with a link for the Rudolph song. Holy shit that sounds gloriously awful.

Shit, I'm off my game today. Good catch, GojiraShei.

Good point, forgot that one. I try to avoid Christmas songs as best I can.

Whoops, my mistake. Wow, the change of a letter really brings up different connotations.

Whoops, my mistake. Wow, the change of a letter really brings up different connotations.

I love this post just for the fact that a poster named "sentient autonomous penis" typed the words sweet motherloving fuck. My hat is off to you sir.

They can be the soundtrack to the orgy!
"It's not cheating my love, I swear"

I wish someone could have said "You know, maybe a wide angle lens isn't the best idea here".

But think of all the maids….

But think of all the maids….

Why can't the AV Club just go the easy route and do a takedown of "Marry Xmas, War is Over"?

Sorry to hear that "Doctor Sleep" sucks. I still plan on reading it even though I am almost 100% sure it will pale in comparison to the Shining.

It is if, like me, you have a large backlog of books you still haven't gotten to yet.

David Copperfield, as a bit of "light kick" following the absurdly awesome mindfuck of Gravity's Rainbow.
Also read Easy Riders, Raging Bulls which was great as well. Seriously anyone with modicum of interest in movies will love that book. So many interesting anecdotes, especially the stories on Dennis Hopper and (of…

I'm going to need some video proof to back up that audacious claim.

I wonder if he sometimes slides down that gigantic pile of money ala the Joker in the Dark Knight.

"Sure is"
-Chad Kroeger

I wonder if Kurt Cobain would have started a band at all if he had known that his work eventually led to "Rockstar"?

Whenever God or Jesus is mentioned on that record, does the lead singer just scoff and go, "That's just fucking stupid guys", and then continue on with the shameless cash grab?

That's a really interesting question. I would love to see some feature on that from this site at some point. Cause, honestly, no self-respecting record label would actually expect a hot seller out of a record titled "Best of Twerking".