That was my first thought too. Pretty rich.

Point missed but I just loved your story - I felt like I was there.

Exactly. The hypocrisy, if taken at face value, is deep.

After all, nothing says “loyalty” like switching agents and demanding a trade with 18 months on your contract. It’s science. 

I’m wondering how Mr Davis Sr’s interpretation of the word “loyalty” with regard to the Celtic’s treatment of IT doesn’t also apply to his son’s treatment of the Pelicans?

They’re secretly preparing for the next product, for people that want a little more than kisses... Hershey’s- Just the Tip.

So...where was this energy when Fat Joe/ Big Pun/all kinds of rapping Puerto Ricans were out using the “n-word”? Nevermind the fact that most PR have some amount of African blood...

“AVERAGE new car curb weight, 2017: 2817 pounds.”

You can’t watch any races? That’s pretty amazing. I mean I watch a lot of races and they don’t constantly show the grid girls...

I can’t get over how phenomenally bad this argument is. You’re not making an argument against car loans. You’re making an argument against buying cars, period. As a rule, non-collector cars depreciate. It’s what they do (in fact you shouldn’t even count on a collector car appreciating unless you really know what…

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Newton added that his favorite comedian is Google Maps.

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

This is Robert Lee, sportscaster, not to be confused with Robert E. Lee, General of the Army of the Confederate of States:

This is reductionist sillyness.

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You don’t leave it to chance.

I’ll put an electric skateboard under a Datsun 240Z when hell freezes over.

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

What? Millennials are putting up the greatest generation of pro golfers yet.