I wonder if Jezabel and Lifehacker will refrain from posting “deals” and shopping links tomorrow?

They should have used American Typhoons if they really wanted to get there fast.

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

If the Earth is round, then how do they make it fit on flat, paper maps?

“For what I’ve known for many years and what I’ve been taught is that the Earth is round, but if you really think about it from a landscape of the way we travel, the way we move and the fact that — can you really think of us rotating around the sun, and all planets align, rotating in specific dates, being…

Seriously, what exactly do flat earthers think is the reason for the deception here? OK, so you think this is a facade to get you to believe that the earth is round when it isn’t. Why!?! Why would someone want you to believe that?

You’d think somebody would at least write a fake name or something, like ‘Hulk Steelchest’ or ‘Largecock McBigballs’. If nothing else, just to end the monotony.

You’re a highly polluting death trap.

No

That’s clearly a ‘fucked’, not a ‘fucks’.

The home crowd will also yell “puto” every time the Steelers kick the ball.

So ...

Hey, I think that spot is reserved for a Ferrari.

I for one look forward to the year 2057, when all of the major sports teams are located in Arlington and Las Vegas.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

Hey, for once it wasn’t a fuckin’ Camry.

Pull that woman’s driver’s license. NOW!

RIP front diff

People with cancer have enough problems without having the Cleveland Browns root for them.

Um, this has been my argument for several years now, and no one talks about it. Where is all that power going to come from? but even more important, how is it going to get from where it’s produced to where it’s needed?