Extremely high precision fuelling systems that were able to contravene flow rate restrictions without detection?

Feel free to shove your Hawt Taek and the "Lakers Young Core" directly up your ass.

What we’ve got instead, in our used diaper of a universe—in which the Pelicans spent a month pretending to consider trading Anthony Davis in order to troll the Lakers, while meanwhile keeping their sights set on a future of pretending Jaylen Brown is so much better a prize than what was being offered that this…

This is fucking crummy journalism. Trash article trash takes. He’s under contract for another year and a half. The pelicans don’t have to do shit. Davis shouldn’t have inked the contract then. And God forbid the pelicans be Petty to LeBron and Rich Paul sitting their asset after he pretended to have a shoulder injury…

Not sure why Deadspin continues to make the Pelicans out to be the bad guys in all of this.

I’m not sure how much of a prize the Lakers were offering considering it was a bunch of dudes who couldn’t even manage to be in playoff spot despite also having LeBron on their team.

This didn’t age well.  

And the Pelicans are kicking their ass without AD. What's your point? 

I’m still trying to figure out what the Pelicans did to make shitting all over them a top Deadspin priority.

I really do enjoy, however, the fact that they appear to have convinced no one but themselves of whatever it is that they do want.

No, but according to Deadspin, only the small market teams deserve to have their stars taken away from them because they didn't use them properly.

This infatuation for LeBron James getting everything he wants, including an UNDER CONTRACT player from another team who didn’t feel that the offer they were being given was suitable, is moronic.  What’s next?  Are LeBron and his agent going to sue the Pelicans for monetary damages if the Lakers miss the playoffs?

“the Pelicans spent a month pretending to consider trading Anthony Davis in order to troll the Lakers”

The dumpster fire of an organization is absolutely at fault. The Lakers have picked 7th, 2, 2, 2, signed lebron and are below .500.

If God exists the Pelicans would win anyway

This is coming from someone who a week ago wrote:

A dumpster fire of an organization isn’t necessarily at fault in a dumpster fire of a situation. At this point, I am on team Pelicans. They have more to lose by playing him than they have to gain. AD and Rich Paul (and LeBron, by extension) got themselves into this mess. If they want him to be traded, then this is the…

LeBron having to live out a failed trade scheme? This Universe rules.

pretending Jaylen Brown is so much better a prize than what was being offered that this fucking farce of a stretch run is totally worth it

There’s a lot of things to be upset about in this universe, but this isn't one of them.