He made Ann Coulter happen, well, happen as much as she was ever going to. I remember to loathe him over this every time I see one of her bleached wannabes spewing alt-Right shit on Fox or in the WhiteHouse like Kellyanne. Makes feel like this guy except the c-word is far too good for him.

The business end of anything is always the stabbiest end of that thing. A pineapple is unique in that the business end changes depending on the directionality of the pineapple. Luckily, fucking someone with a pineapple is a dual-directional action so both business ends are utilized with every full stroke. What I’m…

She’s not a black sheep. When Ivanka, Beevis and Butthead go down, Tiffany will the last one standing. She is our Sansa Stark and will win the Game of Thrones. 

I want him to stroke out and be physically unable to do anything like communicate, especially through tweets, but be mentally aware of it all. Sweet sweet suffering.

I’m sorry but I have to thank everyone here and all of the other “gawker” sites for allowing me to just be myself. As a 31 year old black guy in a very rural part of Missouri and I literally have myself to have these internal arguments with and it is an absolute joy to have the opportunity to engage with literally…

The complete list of times when it’s appropriate for a white person to use the N-Word:

I know this is missing the main point here (aka this is abhorrent they would go to these lengths to defend Nassar’s actions), but I want to find a job where I get to “monitor social media” for $200-600 an hour. Hell, I’d do it for $20 an hour. Currently I do it for free...

Replying to bump this up, too, and also to correct Cate.

Well, not anyone. You have to be over the age of 35, a natural born citizen, and not an over-qualified female.

The unsaid part of that tweet is “...which is exactly what you bitches should have said to me when I decided not to do your crappy movie.”

“... transform“totalitarian” college campuses into fountains of conservative thought.”

I’m eating a sandwich right now... and... I HAVE NO DESIRE TO DO COCAINE!

Obligatory:

WITH DELORES UMBRIDGE’S BLACK QUILL

I used to run into him a lot before he got famous, and he was really nice to me and others at first, but became a MAJOR DICK as he started taking off. He had a reputation for just ghosting on shows and that’s just one of the lamest things you can do. He did that to me after enthusiastically agreeing to be on my show.…

Sadly that question eliminated most MAGArs because they don’t have 0 fingers to count with.

I somehow got on a mailing list for all of Don’s “personal surveys” begging us to tell him that we all really love him. I fill them out, politely explaining why he’s an embarrassment to the Presidency, the U.S., and the entire human race, and—I know it’s petty, stupid, and pointless—when asked, “Is there anything else…

None of what you wrote is true or correct. Please don’t further muddy the waters.

It’s like when you see a person struggling to complete a 5k, you run right over and kick them in the shin!