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Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

40% is still too damn high.

I can’t put my finger on it, so please don’t take it as harsh criticism... But this whole thing, not just your article, is leaving a really bad taste in my mouth about the equating of mentally ill with “evil”, as if this is even a conversation we should be entertaining outside of philosophical discussion.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

If being against pedophiles makes me in league with the devil then

Yes! If they’re getting poop on their fingers they’re doing it wrong! Also, forget wiping a baby’s butt, if they’re so concerned with poopy nails, wtf do they people with long nails do when they wipe their own grown-up behinds???

Eric, this isn’t a healthy way to try and get your dad’s attention.

He has the general gist of that by now. The tax bill brought it home to him that he can’t just declare stuff and it be so. And his ‘who knew healthcare could be so hard’ moment was a stark reminder that there’s more to it than just ‘I’m gonna fix it!’

No. But the gyms that include spin classes are also crazy expensive if you live in a major metro area. And if your gym does offer spin classes, it’s usually only offered in a specific time slot a couple times a week, whereas Soul Cycle et al offer 6+ spin classes every single day.

Only one thing left to do... get Barron an interim security clearance and put him in charge of White House communications and the Middle East stat!

I love SoulCycle. I love it so much. It’s changed my whole attitude towards exercise and helped me lose 15 pounds, but I think we all know the bubbles gotta pop eventually. $30+ per class and $120 for a pre-ripped sweatshirt can’t last forever (I HOPE).

I think we should take option B. I’m imagining a battle royale of Conservative White Women fighting to be The Mother. Or maybe a thunderdome sort of situation where two mothers enter and one mother leaves? Another well dressed conservative woman arises to take on the current Mother.

D) Everybody quits having sex with men, because ew gross

Also, explain the first amendment to him.

Someone needs to tell Alex Jones that it’s not defamation to opine on his “journalism” skills, nor is it defamation to call him fat. Sorry, bro. Good try, though.

Exactly. And what is this about NRA members, who pay $40/year, getting discounted flights to the annual convention?

“ In god we trust” is not the national motto, that’s “e pluribis unum”.In god we trust” only started appearing on paper money in the 1950's, I believe due to fight communism(It did appear on coins before that). Same as added the “under god” to the pledge of allegiance.

Add in Carrie’s pink tutu instead.

Dear Dana Loesch: