The absolute worst person in the world is the super-competitive douche who spends all game hustling, and sliding, and diving, and throwing the ball around 60 foot bases like he was Danny Tartabull, and aiming all his swings at whom he believes are the worst defenders - then at the end of close game, and after 6 beers,…

Also, let’s never forget Motherboy.

UNBREAKABLE!

EXACTLY. $500k for a dog?! "Sorry kids, Farfel got a job in Europe, but dad can get you PONIES now!"

$250k? $500k? Are you guys fucking nuts? I had to re-read it 3 times just to make sure you were talking about dogs and not kids. If someone offered me $500 cash I’d hand him over and run home for his antibiotics, he has lupus btw

Regarding the daddy-daughter dance thing but only having boy children:

Kill two for matching clogs!

+1 Feel this sweater, there's no better, than authentic Irish Setter

Yep, I totally agree! I majored in English Studies, with History and Art History minors. I’m now in Information Technology.

He clearly wanted to make the dog into a coat, right? Only a dog-coat fetishist would do that.

There once was a time when Universities weren’t job training centers. One went to a University to grow as a person, to develop knowledge of the universe and of mankind in general, not to learn how to file somebody’s taxes or fill out an AP report.

Look, I’m a Redskins fan. I want the damn name changed, but that motherfucker Snyder is a stubborn little bastard. Don’t malign all of us for his idiocy (and George Marshall’s definite racism). Just blame most of us.

Dan Snyder, delenda est.

50,000 racists show up to FedEx Field in Landover, MD 8 games a year.

“Even though my commute is less than 10 minutes”

There will come a day when kids are so poorly raised and porn becomes so ever-present that there will just be porn everywhere. Everyone will do porn. Everyone will stare at porn in public. Guys on the subway will openly jack off to porn on the Oculus Rift. It’s just gonna get pornier and pornier until everyone lets it…

Is stopped reading when I got to Wexler.

This needs more stars. What the fuck is Wexler? I would go further and say the author is an asshole for being friends with those assholes. They ruined that kids life by playing pick a letter with his name.

Overheard at my local playground:

Wexler. Family name or not, your friends are assholes. But, I loved watching you in the long jump.