It's weird to me that people don't seem to understand that Liberal Arts schools involve studying areas other than flowery humanities subjects. Like, most of my friends who graduated from my tiny, liberal arts school with degrees in Chemistry, Biology, Physics are in pretty prestigious medical schools, engineering…

Except at Liberal Arts schools you still pick a major and study whatever field you'd like. My small liberal arts school has an amazing and very well-known bio chemistry program. Getting through it pretty much guarantees your acceptance into med, dental, vet school, etc.

So if I stop drinking and start smoking pot (sobriety is definitely not an option), will I lose weight? Please advise.

I don't usually drink during the week, because of my desire to lose weight (and not become a full-blown alcoholic), but with the impending East Coast snowstorm makes me think the government has a high chance of closure tomorrow so I'm getting my drank on tonight.

Oh man. I had a terrible Diet Coke addiction and have since switched to seltzer. Grapefruit Perrier is my jam. Seltzer is a great way to make the leap from soda drinker to exclusively-water drinker.

Yards is big in Philly. The people puking up their beer at CBP are drinking $10 Bud Lights and smoking USA Golds.

DC Brau is great. The have The Corruption at my local bottle shop up here in Philly. I have never had an IPA that tastes better with a burger and fries.

Turkey just lets unescorted minors through customs? Do most countries allow minors travel alone like that?

Aside from the trouble with his Kidney, Robinson had suffered even more tragedy in his young life. His family's house burned down on Christmas in 2011 and his father had died of brain cancer.

I saw American Sniper on Monday and I feel like you accurately described what I didn't like about it. A 2.5 hour long America-porn, the overall message being if you're bro enough, shootin' guns in the woods with your friends cures PTSD. All those pussy forever-ruined vets probably voted for Obama anyway.

Raki + Efes = me LOVING Istanbul...until the next morning.

I don't have Anthem insurance anymore, since I switched jobs. However, I have been a customer as recently as 8 or so months ago. Can I go ahead and assume my information has also been compromised?

Right? I am not a dude. I have had my fair share of emergency shits, but as a 28 year old female I can honestly say I haven't shit my pants since the age of 4 or so.

Sweet Jesus! The comments on that article are insane.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who lost it at "Oprah has a turtle farm."

Yeah. Those are pretty fucking good, too.

Right. I was voting on the notion of purity. Obviously I'd rather eat plain Cool Ranch Doritos instead of plain, unflavored tortilla chips.

I mean, kettle chips vs. salt n' vinegar is unfair. Why pit them against each other?

Because they are not these bastions of delicious snacking that are far superior to any potato-based vehicle when dipped in any substance of the French onion variety:

I am 28 years old and sometimes I think about saying "fuck it," cashing in my 401K, and holing myself up in an apt with a lifetime supply of Cheez-Its and grape Fanta.