I want to be in their family.

Hey, hey. I spent 90% of Sunday on the couch watching football while my male roommates were nowhere to be found (I guarantee they weren't watching sports). Suck it, Men's Health.

I quit smoking pretty easily after college. I tried to quit drinking Diet Coke. CANNOT BE DONE.

I don't understand the Vatican either. I've been there and it's like, the size of my fucking office building? Does anyone actually live there or is it the Pope and some other guy who's a raging alcoholic?

Believe it. Just recently read an article on the wine-making processes of very cheap wines (think boxed Franzia in particular). Franzia bought a bunch of cheap land in California that grows shitty grapes. So they grow their shitty grapes for cheap, and to cut down on labor costs they use huge machines that rip all…

Got an audible laugh outta me. Thanks.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought. The first one is definitely questionable. The Viola Davis tweet?

But doesn't Peter's response "Well, she shouldn't have asked me for directions" highlight how stupid the victim-blaming mentality is? To me, that seems what they were going for with that line.

TGIFriday's or GTFO! Sizzling plate dishes and electric blue flavored liquor drinks! Blue is my favorite flavor, bitches!

That's probably ok. My parents weren't ones to shower us with toys on a whim, but my dad was pretty cool with buying me books if I asked.

Seriously. I don't have kids, but my god. You're the parent. How does anyone think this piece reads as anything less than idiotic?

Same. Even with shit-tons of Claritin, I'm pretty much in constant misery when I'm around a cat.

Stuff like this makes me sad I'm allergic to cats...

Rural Pennsylvania might as well be rural Alabama...I don't think it's a stretch to assume the nurses are all anti-choice and took it upon themselves to make this woman pay.

What woman would want to join a fraternity?

That is totally a Ryan Murphy thing. A show with a good premise and strong actors and a TERRIBLE story-line. Dude's got continuity problems.

Solo trip? That's impressive. I'm DESPERATE to go around December to try and see the Northern Lights, but I'm having a hard time convincing someone to go with me.

I don't know. I get a serious gay vibe from Derek, but obviously doesn't mean they don't love each other.

No. You are not.

Yeah, but unlike Jill you can drink ALL! the wine in celebration of that fact.