All I can say is: Tröegs Fest Bier!

Sunshine Pils is one of my all-time favorites. I look forward to it every summer. Just killed a case of it this past weekend, actually...

Tröegs is one of the best craft breweries in the country. Definitely a fact, not an opinion.

Märzen / Oktoberfest style is generally awesome.

Does anyone have a valid, logical argument for why the name "Redskins" isn't a racist shitshow?

It probably would. Although I really feel like I have to try it even though I just know it's gross. Unfortunately, I live in dumb Philly now and I'm not shelling out for a case of this stuff.

I love Old Bay and I love Flying Dog (and beer in general). That sounds...I don't even have a word for how disgusting that sounds.

Right? Anne Arundel is pretty terrible outside Annapolis. And I grew up in AA County (outside of Annapolis).

I grew up in AA County and lived in MoCo for about 4 years? What the hell makes it so great other than the most insane division of race/class I've ever experienced in my life!

I prefer to take my medical advice from people who can actually spell Ibuprofen.

Well considering she lives in Arizona, the rhetoric will probably be closer to guns don't kill people; dangerous minorities do.

She looks like a piñata that escaped from a local girl's Quinceañera and somehow ended up on the red carpet of the Emmys.

Hah. Station manager. Metro employees are somehow even more useless than DCPD when you need them.

Men masturbating at you is a compliment, ladies! Deal with it!

Seriously. I want to know more about Vee, not watch useless Larry bang even-more-useless friend. Who is so useless, I have no idea what her name is.

I see these tweets and they're supposed to be from a beverage and sometimes I think "it wouldn't be so bad if the terrorists won..."

18-year-old-freshman-in-college-so-much-smarter-and-deeper-than-those-around-me me loved this movie.

I know very little about international adoptions, but how the hell did they even get these kids into the USA? Wouldn't they need paperwork?

Nah. My elementary school had after-school care, but once I hit 11 and went to Middle School that went out the window. I walked home from school every day to either my mom's or dad's house (my parents were also divorced, obviously). I was alone for 2-3 hours every day. 11 year olds aren't stupid. I was perfectly…

I just watched that one. I've never laughed so hard than I did at "They'll say 'aww Topsy' at my autopsy." Genius.