It'll probably be more enjoyable than Whitney...

I was going to say...is that an LA/California thing? I live out on the East Coast and I've never seen razors locked up at a drug store or grocery store.

And he was a Hufflepuff, dammit!

Exactly. I'm not a religious person but as far as I'm concerned, his official title should be Saint Jonas Salk.

Well fuck. That's just what my pharmacist friend told me. Guess she didn't want to have to explain it to me the long way.

Maybe I'm just the living worst at picking coconut water?

This is why I tend to leave my left-wing ranting/crying/swearing (so much fucking swearing) for Twitter.

The problem I have with coconut water is that it's...not very appealing to my palate, to say the least. Everyone says it's SO hydrating and SO great for a hangover, but when I have a really epic hangover, I'm usually feeling kinda pukey. If only it came with a do-it-yourself IV kit so I could bypass the whole…

Which is why, when drinking alcohol, you ALWAYS take ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin, ect.) instead of acetaminophen (Tylenol).

Can coconut water be next on the list of 'gross shit that isn't even good for you'?

Yeah, I was an English major in college. I had a professor who LOVED Harry Potter and The Hunger Games series. We always discussed that there are authors out there (Collins, Dan Brown, etc.) who are great storytellers if only questionable writers. And that yes, absolutely, a book can be a good read without being…

This is off topic, but all you other states should be jealous of our awesome Governor, Martin O'Malley.

Actually, we swung by this place last summer while on vacation in Rhode Island. It was some damn good pizza!

I was going to say - 'Fish is definitely not a bro. He's very liberal/progressive, very outspoken, and above all - HILARIOUS. Guess someone hasn't actually read the sites they're bashing. Just going by hearsay. Sad.

I'll drink to that. 4 of my favorite craft beers - Heavy Seas Loose Cannon (Baltimore, baby!) - over a period of 2 hours would probably kill me. But I could probably drink (actually, there's no 'probably') 5-6 Bud Lights/Miller Lites/PBRs in that time and not even be that buzzed.

Yeah, living in DC is kind of the same. I don't know what that BS data about DC binge drinkers being lightweights. There's no social scene in DC OTHER than the bar scene. I feel like all I do is drink!

Psh. Everyone knows that as long as you drink out of the bottle, 1 bottle of wine = 1 drink.