"You have made a very powerful enemy"

I used to eat Pop Tarts and Beefaroni regularly when I was a kid, but the thought of either repulses me now. Canned Vienna sausages was another staple I can no longer stomach. But my love of Spam will never die.

In fourth grade, I was tasked with showing around the new FOB kid from Korea even though my Korean was pretty bad and he spoke no English. I felt obligated to be his only friend that year and it took him a while to really communicate with the rest of our class. Fast forward to high school, and I'm a band nerd and he's…

I think it was spelled out that Louis resented how perfect the new guy was and felt like he was taking over the place by doing things like changing the menu (albeit for the better). Louis liked being the top dog at Cattleman's and did not liked his authority usurped. That's why he wanted Mitch back, because he felt…

There were so many huge laughs on The Goldbergs, but one overlooked gem was the very quiet, "I love you" from Geoff when Erica was rejecting the JTP crew in the basement. It was so subtle I had to rewind to double check. Then I rewound a few more times to laugh at it again and again.

This show has been on B level for most of the season, but the last two episodes have been on FIRE.

If I could figure out how to embed an image, it would be Robbie Rotten smiling.

Trixie!

The Goldbergs has been on such a tear that the "kids parenting an inanimate object" trope had me thinking this was finally the let up episode of the season, especially when it turned Adam and Dana into a bickering married couple. Giambrone was great delivering the lines, but it's a groaner of a gag. But that moment…

I didn't get into the show from the pilot, and Patton Oswalt was most of the reason I stuck around those first four or five episodes. I figured it must be good since he agreed to do the voice over, so I kept watching. I'd probably laugh my ass off at those eps now, but at the time it just wasn't clicking for me for…

Evan is the youngest and a tattletale. Emery is the middle child ladies man who received the bitchin' breakfast burrito.

"Black Grimace" is the hardest I've ever laughed at this show. Easily my favorite episode of the series.

The lawn dart did result in an off camera trip to the hospital and a sling (even if they did hit the reset button at the end of the episode). The hit and run resulted in no consequences and seems like the kind of solution a meth head would come up with.

The show is very much grounded in reality, which is why I didn't find the hit and run part funny. You could never get away with that in real life, even in the 90's.

It's like The Wonder Years if it was on Fox instead of ABC and packed with jokes for nerds of a certain age. And speaking of Wonder Years, I always thought Troy Gentile was a cross between Jason Hervey and Johnny Galecki.

Actually, the cost of the cartridge (which could only be purchased through Nintendo) accounted for a third of the game price for third party publishers. So a $60 game required a $20 investment just for the cartridge (although I believe that was bundled with the licensing fee).

I always fast forward through the credits of any movie just in case there's a tag or some bloopers, and it's definitely because of Ferris Beuller. It's a joke between me and my wife to fast forward through the credits and whine, "no bloopers" regardless of the movie. The height of that joke was whining, "no bloopers"…

I watch for the laughs, and aside from everything Gelman did, not a whole lot of meat to the episode, just a few jokes here and there that landed.

Yes, but the cartridges themselves were friggin expensive to manufacture, which is why they were $50-$60. The discs today cost pennies, so you're paying more for the non-physical part of the game.

The realtor played by Arden Myrin.