If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Twinsies!

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

Man I love Weekend at Bernie’s.

Soooooo, why do we laud Polanski and Allen while demonizing Cosby? The question wasn’t answered. Every Hollywood liberal practically drools over Allen on a regular basis. They still line up to act in his films, and they defend him like hell. Didn’t Cate Blanchett just win an Oscar for acting in an Allen film? Why…

Who in their right mind would fuck with the lady that said the death of 500,000 Iraqi kids was worth it? Not me!

YOUR HUSBAND WAS THE PRESIDENT YOU ARE PART OF THE MAINSTREAM DEMOCRATIC ESTABLISHMENT JFC

Yeah and for the record he is NOT inept. Go back and watch the cartoons... his part of the plans (including his cassette subordinates) succeed nearly every time. It’s the rest of the decepticlowns that screw things up.

I demand an apology from this woman and everyone else who exploited his “hero” funeral to undermine Black Lives Matter.

I yelled at play-by-play announcer Joe Buck, and tweeted about Joe Buck, throughout the baseball playoffs that just ended. (Go Royals.) He is still much better at his job than I would be. I’m still allowed to resent him.

This is a great point but you’ll have to send it via email to be considered, Testicles

naked and in a mood to re-enact the opening scene from Apocalypse Now

Time to get use to it.

He’s fucking absolutely insufferable.

My love for him ended in a fiery car crash when I read in one of his books that he told his daughter that if she ate at McDonalds, she’d become ‘retarded.’ I know I repeat myself on this a lot, but my son is autistic, and that made me want to scorch the earth under Bourdain’s world.

I work in television, and have encountered him both on location and at industry events. He is the **most incredible asshole**. By far the most megalomaniacal individual I have encountered in all my years in Hollywood. It’s absolutely astonishing. I disliked him from the moment I met him (he really does literally go…

Yeah, he’s an asshole.