I am pretty sure when I return to the workforce it’s going to be shelving cans at 50. Not too many programs for reintegration for stay-at-home dads like me. I agree that I also get a lot of awkwardness from strangers. Especially when trying to follow up on school and therapy things for my kids. I will get calls about…

What color hijab you wearing?

That is to say, Alaska State Senator...

My sister has a glass eye. I would have suggested a patch, but, wouldn’t ya know: Glass eyes are, ever-so-slightly, less conspicuous..

My mom ran for State Senator. No joke!

She is perfect. Did anyone see her charm Savannah to death on Today? That is just a sliver of her powers.

My bias is that women are better at focusing on the group priorities and getting stuff done, while men are better at posturing and taking credit for stuff other people did. So of course there will always be more men on panels. Women should embrace them and realize that it's just men doing what men do: posing and…

I’m pretty sure it was on TV. I don’t understand filming something that’s already on TV.

Problems in the black community have more to do with old white guys than they do with... what are you saying exactly??

Thank you, I’ve been advocating for firing the entire staff ever since after I advocated for the Iraq War, back in 2004.

Still, I think the guy’s got a point. You ever read sports reporting? It’s as bad as business reporting! And political reporting!

Whenever dickwads get in an argument, the first thing they love to do is call the other person fat. -Fat person.

The best part is, trying to decide whether to fight for your artistic integrity or your career, before you’ve had your cup of coffee!

I have social anxiety just reading this shit!

I am positive that there are other, better ways to write out your grievances about being alienated from your family because of your swinging sex life, than 140 characters at a time.

Have you ever watched him? Show me a clip where noted atheist Bill Maher accuses someone of being anti any religion.

Couple times. And I went to Mount Rushmore both times. Smaller than I thought it would be but it’s awesome. One of my favorite places.

It really depends on your balls!

0.1% of all New Yorkers are missing/abducted children? Am I that bad at math?

As Juneau is an island and the state capital, this shelter serves probably as an impromptu drunk tank for disorientated freshman legislators and is probably named appropriately.