hi greg.

Black People: Fuck this Lemon guy. We don't want him.

you crafty sumbitch, +1

fuck

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When it comes to the various means of moving slowly through water, this should help settle the longstanding debate of row v. wade.

Now what are you going to put on all your horrible cereals, Tim?

[NFL press release]

"Casinos? No thanks, I hate to lose money."

[craigslist advert]

Bennett went on to say that he enjoyed his time in Cleveland and thinks it's a beautiful city.

A more fitting tribute would be to sell them by the half-dozen at a yard sale with a sign that reads "Pick Six".

Shoulda been you, Ringo.

hahaha

Ruben Amaro Jr: "Hi, I'd like to inquire about Brad Halsey.

I think I speak for everyone when i say, man does the dog have a nice dick

♫ Money ain't what it used to be Ha/

Fuck, Nevermind

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