They should suspend him without pay.

If footballers want to see something else that's aged over 70 years, talk to your doctor about CAT Scans.

Gonna go out on a limb here, but the only NFLer who should be hitting his kid with a stick is Deion Branch.

meh

lol

247 seems like a lot of sports for one site to cover.

Keith Olbermann Asks Roger Goodell What His Favourite Smartphone Car Mount Is. Roger Says That His Knowledge Is Limited To The Best Tupperware (Deals).

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hope you get hit by a meteorite

Callers were surprised to hear of Burger King's new salad menu based on Kevin's repeated insistence to "lettuce alone"

Reports are surfacing that several have been charged with assault in the first degree, which is both a fair charge and a slice of witty commentary by local officials on the educational accolades of those present.

Speaking from experience, I'm glad the NCAA has reduced the sanctions on Penn State. Anybody that's against sex with minors has clearly never been trapped underground.

Your Server Was Rob.

"The turf down there is terrible. It'€™s terrible. It'€™s just inconsistent. It'€™s all the little trays of grass and some of them are soft and some of them are firm and they don't all fit well together"

I guess we'll never know his shower schedule.

You're a hack. Leave the jokes to the funny people.

The Jets lost Nassau County. Big deal, how many people follow football in space?

Leave it to a Bengals defensive player to know a thing or two about poor coverage.

Rivers knew plenty about football. Her favourite quarterback was Surgeon Wynn.

The roofing industry hasn't taken a hit like this since the discovery of crystal meth.