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Rodney Ascher's 2012 documentary Room 237 has nine segments which each attempt to investigate and find meaning from obscure details in Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.

Reports are surfacing out of Orchard Park, NY, that 3rd-year Buffalo Bills cornerback Rashad Whoever, 27, of West Seneca, was out with his wife on Thursday evening and consumed upwards of a glass of wine, according to witnesses.

Congratulations are in order:

Good ol' Gary Lineker, cutting off a little rope in his shorts. A look of shame with a sense of relief as he wipes his ass on the pitch, both teammates and members of the Irish eleven looking on in horror. "Christ, Links, have you just now taken the call of doodey? Looks like you're growing a tail lad."

That there is a penis. It's Peter Beardsley's penis to be exact. You can see his balls too.

Greetings fellow Deadspinners,

This weekend, a small town celebrated their football club's promotion to Spain's top flight. These celebrations were tempered with a sense of realism and the preparations that come with inevitable disappointment as their promotion may be all but guaranteed because of a simplistic, yet nonsensical financial provision…

Hesitant to call any year-end list a collection of the 'best', I present to you my ten favourite rap songs of 2013. Naming this list a 'best of' would assume that I've heard enough music this year to qualify, and while I may be an expert on sandwiches and the many variations of Caribbean dancing, I am not a music…

Who is Faisal? Better yet, what is Faisal?

As next summer’s World Cup in Brazil approaches, almost all of the 32 nations have qualified, with only a few positions remaining for countries in playoffs to be determined before the draw on December 6^th, 2013.

If you're anything like me - and I pray that you're not - Cash Money Records was an influential part of your high school years. With nary more than a crude synthesizer and a couple of Technic 1200's, producer Mannie Fresh created some of the most basic, poorly looped beats that the hip hop industry has ever heard.…

Occasionally I get utterly lost on youtube, spiralling down an endless mineshaft of nonsense and drivel, only to find something so abhorrent that it demands to be shared with you, the dozens of loyal Sidespin readers.

Earlier this morning, FIFA announced by way of teleconference that the Cape Verde Islands had been disqualified from World Cup qualifiers for fielding an ineligible player. This forfeiture comes hot on the heels of the Tubarões Azuis surprising 2-0 victory over Tunisia on Saturday in Rades, Tunisia.

On February 11^th, 2011, following submissions from over a hundred interested parties, the London Legacy Development Corporation (LLDC) (née Olympic Park Legacy Company) decided unanimously to award Premier League side West Ham United and the Newham Council as the first occupants of the Olympic Stadium at Queen…

Look at Petros here, scrupulously measuring the base of the counter, making certain not to make any errors. As the old adage goes, measure twice, cut once. Petros has this tattooed on his chest, both as means to provide a constant reminder, and to cover the poorly-translated tattoo directly above his xiphoid process…