This guy sucks. Screw him. And I say that as a lifelong and deeply partisan Celtics-hater.

Not everyone has a hard-on for the NFL, bro. There are many people who like pro basketball.

Eventually. And Buss is dead.

I like that you called them a little team. That is exactly who they are today. These are not the Lakers of the early 200os any more. Jerry Buss is gone. And the team is vastly diminished as a result.

It's not that compelling when you can clearly find the answer to their failure: the Buss family.

If I did, I would know why you wrote about the Lakers specifically instead of any number of other irrelevant, shitty teams that are poorly managed.

No one truly cares about the Lakers any more. The Cavs, Hawks, Mavs and the Warriors are much more interesting. Give it up, Deadspin. This is just some boring shit.

What's "stupid" about this? Oh it kinda-sorta, vaguely looks like he farted and sprang forward through spacetime in some quantum mechanics-type manner?

That is not the same as luck.

Yeah, blown eardrums are the greatest.

That wasn't luck. Dream on.

At first I was like 'Whoa!' Then I was like 'That's awesome!' Then I was all 'Wait...' Then I thought 'Hmmm'.

Wow. How dare you presume I'm male? How dare you presume I'm straight? How very gender-normative and heteronormative of you. Now I am very offended.

That is a possibility, m'lady. Teach me. Show me the way. P.S: Please don't take offense if you identify as male. My foolish words are a remnant of my patriarchal mental constructs.

Perfect response. I tried similar jokes with a group of women from Jezebel. Needless to say there was a lot of excessive defensiveness, endless self-justification and much parsing of words. Many long paragraphs were written beginning with : "I am NOT being unreasonable!" etc. And nobody got the sarcasm either.

Just as strong, independent feminist women can wear the niqab, and strong, independent feminist women can go to women's only colleges, so too strong independent feminist are entitled to their own sections on planes.

You should also mention the time Vox went all crazy and hired a homophobic writer. Because they wanted to embrace debate or some shit.

"Are you afraid of anything?"

Who dares wins!

Yeah shit, I hope that asshole boyfriend got her a better one.