“Anyway, let’s look at some porn together”

Better than ball juggling, TBH.

More like Roger Ailed, amirite?

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read on the Internet today, and I’ve been on the Deadspin comments section. 

I’m workin’ forward to getting things back on track.

STEP BACK, HERE COMES A SEARING HOT TAEK:

Definitely the Progressive Red Nut Chopper, $12.95.

Such a great and oft-overlooked point.

Here’s the thing about AP. I’m not so sure he’s a shitty person, which implies intent. As a degenerate Vikings watcher for Peterson’s entire career, who has seen him interviewed multiple times, I’d posit this guy is about the dumbest dude in football, which is saying something right there, Kojak. The man’s IQ is…

You got street shources, bro?

But what about Terry Porter? He would never do a thing like this.

Yeah, but not to them, which is the issue. It’s dirty at best. The industry doesn’t look kindly on thieves.

Was really, really hoping for ol’ Barry to get in “allide.” Great word.

Those guys are from Kansas. Or something. You shut your mouth.

Yeah, well, the only honest argument is that he goes in as a Minnesota Twin. Fucking look THAT up, bro.

What does it say about the state of the NFL when the coolest stories this year are about punters?

I was 9 years old and in Mankato, Minn., for the Minnesota Vikings training camp. My dad prodded me to get some autographs from famous Vikings, including coach Bud Grant. Bud, who is something of a legend in Minnesota despite his 0-4 Superbowl record, carried a purple pen and would only sign his autograph with it. We…

Where is your photographer from? Also, stop crying.

Phil Jackson: Trump voter.

The special teams coach said some very bad things! And old “Blair” sided with him instead of our friend Kluwe.