The Parliamentary System sucks. When you’re not in charge.

Such a delicious spicy meatball.

At least he feels bad about it. Unlike Drumpf. 

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

Fat Drew is by far the Best Drew.

But the Twins still won the series 4-3. Screw Whitey Herzog. And Tommy Herr.

Is no one asking the question of how, in 2016, does Iowa still have high school mascots named “Indians?” In my small hometown in Minnesota, the entire conference turned over in the 1980s and early 1990s. The Mohawks became the Thunderhawks. The Braves became the Blaze. The Indians became the Tigers.

“Meat Whistle.” <Chuckle chuckle.>

Shouldn’t that be in the “dick and balls?” What is going on with this new oppressive ownership. This is not Deadspin. Sad!

DAVID WEATHERS SIGHTING.

Ur so dumb, Drew. Vikings are goin’ 15-1!

No way he’s better at hockey than golf.